100 Things I am Thankful For

Posted by: , November 18, 2009 in 5:56 pm


outnumbered16 100 Things I am Thankful For1. My Wife
2. My Kids
3. My Mom
4. My Grandma
5. My Dad and Step-Mom
6. My In-Laws
7. My Brother and his family
8. My Sister
9. My Uncle
10. All of my cousins and my extended family.
11. My Friends
12. Public Restrooms
13. Cutis Sliwa and The Guardian Angels
14. My Armenian Barber
15. Lactaid Milk
16. Zombie Movies
17. Tube socks with the stripes on top.
18. Guesshermuff.blogspot.com
19. Monster Energy Drink (The blue one)
20. My Co-Workers
21. Gefilte Fish
22. SARNA Sensitive Anti-Itch Cream
23. Kaopectate
24. Baby Benadryl
25. Country Pork Ribs

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26. Guesshermuff.blogspot.com
27. Steamers
28. Beer
29. Tanis Miller
30. People uglier than me.
31. Women Train Conductors
32. Boobs
33. Hydrocodone
34. Comments on my blog
35. Hair Sculpting Cream
36. Alec Baldwin
37. Hockey
38. Black light Posters
39. Captain America
40. The Ass of the Turkey.
41. Psychologists
42. Multiple choice
43. Vaginas
44. IPods
45. The Backstreet Boys
46. Nick
47. Brian
48. Kevin
49. A.J.
50. Howie

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51. Backstreet’s Back (2nd International Studio Album)
52. Millennium (3rd International Studio Album)
53. Black & Blue (4th International Studio Album)
54. Never Gone (5th International Studio Album)
55. Unbreakable (6th International Studio Album – Not so much)
56. Manowar
57. My Peter Gabriel, Painted Denim Jacket
58. Grey Goose
59. Grey Geese
60. Emoticons
61. William Defoe
62. Penny Loafers and / or Tube Tops
63. Papaya King
64. Lox
65. Boners (My boners)
66. Maine
67. D Minor chord
68. Activision’s Kaboom (For Atari)
69. Activision’s Stampede (For Atari)
70. Boxing Gloves
71. Smurf Figures
72. Jo from Facts of Life
73. John Ritter
74. Honeycombs
75. Open toe sandals

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76. 70’s bush
77. Clowns
78. WPIX’s Pix TV Game
79. Guesshermuff.blogspot.com
80. Kris at DaVinci Tattoo
81. Hash browns
82. Neil Diamond’s Mother
83. My first hand job (See #65)
84. Baskin Robins (All 31 Flavors)
85. My last hand job (See #1)
86. The guy who first said, “It’s not my yob.”
87. Fist bumps
88. Natalie Portman
89. French accents
90. Captain James T. Kirk
91. Crest White strips
92. Bacon cheeseburgers
93. My Sony Dream Machine
94. One Hour Photo
95. Sleeveless flannel shirt wearing dudes in Chelsea
96. Caller ID
97. Kosher Butchers
98. Vanilla air freshener
99. The Sad Trombone sound
100. YOU! Yes you…

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


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