My Staycation: Five Haikus

Posted by: , January 25, 2010 in 12:13 pm

haiku My Staycation: Five HaikusI Hate You…

May I have candy?

You must first eat your supper.

You’re mean. I hate you.


Black Princess, kiss frog.

Blue tits in 3D. Popcorn!

The Chipmunks must die.

haiku2 My Staycation: Five HaikusHome Gym…

Fifteen pound sand weights.

HDTV on the wall.

Can’t do one pull-up.

Carpet Shopping…

Bedroom needs carpet.

So many patterns to choose.

Are you hungry? Soup.

haiku3 My Staycation: Five HaikusFat Ass…

I can’t stop eating.

Crescent rolls with meat surprise.

BAM! Diarrhea.

Kids yelling at me.

Getting fatter by the day.

I was Out-Numbered…


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